dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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If I sell candles you guys should buy them from me

Send me science pick up lines for my fic

Newt getting super drunk and giving Hermann a blow job

Do you think Newt gives drunken sloppy blow jobs ☆○★

vinebox:

Walking out of finals like..

My name is Max and I dont know how to write female characters

Working on this dang fic

Im a pretty good liar I just don’t like lying jfc

How to talk to a boy about someone you both don’t like but never talk in person.

early-onset-of-night:

Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?

im actually scared I wont make it to the fucking concert like 

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*