Shelbs and I were talking about the Hansens and how they cry and now I’m gonna have to write a fucking fic on everyone crying
Who is this Shelbs?
She’s literally my best friend and we talk about all kinds of shit you can find her here consulting-defective she’s precious
don’t listen. it’s exactly what it says it is.
naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam
"what was bottoming for the first time like"
nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves
if skinny people get this mad over one lyric in a song imagine how they would feel if they had to face the constant reminders that there is something fundamentally flawed and disgusting about your body and that it’s all your fault and that it would be better if you just didn’t exist (and this was evidenced, upheld and justified by popular culture, media, medical journals, clothing stores, family, friends, total strangers etc.)
y’all couldn’t do it. y’all wouldn’t last a day.
[blows a kiss to the ocean] for the kaiju
Of course I drew Sugilite in Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda outfits, how could I not?!
Freakin’ babe she is
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
what the hell is danny devito doing in this hentai doujin
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
"It goes Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox."