Shelbs and I were talking about the Hansens and how they cry and now I’m gonna have to write a fucking fic on everyone crying

sakitterman replied to your post: OH MY GOD SHELBS AND I ARE TALKING CRY…

Who is this Shelbs?

She’s literally my best friend and we talk about all kinds of shit you can find her here consulting-defective she’s precious

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dicktective:

don’t listen. it’s exactly what it says it is.

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

enemaroberts:

"what was bottoming for the first time like"

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OH MY GOD SHELBS AND I ARE TALKING CRYING HEADCANNONS AND THEY ARE FLAWLESS

realmoonfacts:

nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves

shakethecobwebs:

if skinny people get this mad over one lyric in a song imagine how they would feel if they had to face the constant reminders that there is something fundamentally flawed and disgusting about your body and that it’s all your fault and that it would be better if you just didn’t exist (and this was evidenced, upheld and justified by popular culture, media, medical journals, clothing stores, family, friends, total strangers etc.)

y’all couldn’t do it. y’all wouldn’t last a day. 

empressmarina:

[blows a kiss to the ocean] for the kaiju

giftieart:

Of course I drew Sugilite in Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda outfits, how could I not?!

Freakin’ babe she is

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

montyfiske:

what the hell is danny devito doing in this hentai doujin

OMG he created an account on YouTube under the name "Tom Brady" to upload his video lol. Such a nerdy cute fanboy. That's why I like him so much.
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chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

"It goes Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox."